I'm watching PBS late at night and run across this show, "Muskrat Lovely".
They have a world champion muskrat skinning competition intwined with the beauty queen shots. One of the contestants skinned a muskrat for her talent. Another one cooked pancakes. And towards the end, they couldn't answer a simple question, "If you won the Miss Outdoor title, how would you use it to improve the environment of ?"
It was extremely entertaining.